Thank You Nature, Even For The Twisters and Curve Balls You Throw At Us

Olivia and Cesario sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes baby in a baby carriage! The first two are true and completed, and the third part is in the process. You guessed it...I AM MARRIED TO CESARIO!i know wooohooo!!!!! I knew I would get him to be all mine! I just knew it. The moment I know my love for Cesario was genuine and real was when his life was almost taken. Once I saw my uncle fighting with him, my heart leaped and I could not bear the idea of loosing Cesario, so I immediately called over a priest, and me and Cesario got married!!! Uhh let me tell you something, Cesario looked so hot when he was all serious and buff and just so manly while he was quarreling. SO HOT!

STORY TWISTER! Turns out I did not mary Cesario...I actually married Sebastian, Cesario’s twin brother. It was like a curve ball thrown right at my face. All of a sudden, the truth revealed itself and I found

out that Cesario, the man I loved, was actually a female named Viola, who was pretending to be her twin brother, Sebastian. Sebastian was the man I married, but I thought was Cesario. And it turned out that Cesario did not love me, rather he or actually she was in love with Orsino, who once loved me so darn much but now realized his true love for Viola. That was a big breathe huh? This whole situation seems much similar to the game Twister. As time goes on, things get more complicated and twisted, but as the stress builds, the truth drops slowly until all is said and done.

Seems weird to say, but THANK YOU NATURE!!! If it was not for nature, I would have been married to a woman. Can you imagine that? Eewww. No. But now thanks to the wonderful coarse of nature, I married the woman I loved in a male form. And he for one, is not afraid to proclaim his love for me as Cesario did. But now I guess it is more understandable that Cesario was distant from me because well, he was actually a she.

I now lead a wonderful and happy life with Sebastian. I love him even more than I loved Cesario or Viola, who is now happily married to Orsino. Nature made things so hectic and frustrating at first, but now I can not help but thank nature for making things right and have a happy ending. Now the song goes, Olivia and Sebastian sitting on a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first came marriage, then came love, and in 8 months will come a baby in a baby carriage.

Crazziness Gone Wrong

VERSUS

There is so much going on in my house lately. Drunk house residents abusing my generosity, fights between house residents and guests, emotions flying up in the air, and a man gone wrong.

Recently, when I called for Malvolio to come to my room and be of assistance to me, he showed up, but he was defiantly not the Malvolio I knew a mere five hours before. I had called for Malvolio to help keep me sane, because I was talking too loud and freaking out about Cesario coming over to my house. I too was not being much of myself because I am supposed to be in mourning still, yet I am talking non stop and going crazy over a guy. And since Malvolio is a sad and serious guy, he was perfect to remind me of my mourning self. However, when he arrived in my room, he was acting extremely strange, like he was possessed or something, almost as if he was playing costume and undertaking a role of another character. But to be acting such a away at a time like this was unfit, he should have known better.

He was wearing high top yellow socks with black cross-guarding, and a huge smile plastered on his face. To his choice of style...um NASTY! Who would ever wear such a horrid outfit? And in yellow? It is the ugliest color, I absolutely hate the sight of yellow. And with black laces crossing over his calfs, that is a defiantly a fashion no no. So, besides being a fashion disaster and a dreadful sight to see, which was strike one, his smile was highly disturbing and disrespectful to me. I called him because of his seriousness, and by him smiling was not fulfilling my request. I hate smiles. Or at least on other people. For the past seven years I have not smiled (except by the thought of Cesario), nor has anyone been allowed to smile in my house due to my mourning for my dead brother. So, Malvolio smiling and not respecting my feelings of grief was strike two against him. Now you may not believe this, but there is even more! Malvolio was being rude to the others in my house. Who does he think he has become? The man of the house? NO! He is a servant and the only person allowed to be rude to anyone is me. He is supposed to be respectful and civil to everyone, and when he spoke rudely to Maria, it was a massive shock to my ears. I did not appreciate his rudeness a single bit. He brought it upon himself, strike three.

Because I was so unfamiliar with this ‘new’ Malvolio, I of coarse asked him what the deal with him was. But rather than a straight forward answer, he instead recited several quotes. I do not know if he was trying to hint to me something or what? I was becoming extremely frustrated with him and his sharing of quotes that he thought were oh so clever were not helping the cause. I feel disgusted to even say this, but I think he might have been flirting with me. But the hard part to believe is, if that the way he flirts, then oh my he needs A LOT of work on his gaming skills. But still gross that he tried getting at me. I mean, does he think he has a chance with me? I thought it was pretty obvious I has head over heals for Cesario. But I guess Malvolio was blind in seeing the obvious.

The over all hard part to grasp is where did the former, serious, organized, well suited, put together, hard working, determined Malvolio go? This was most defiantly not him. I did not like this person. I could not stand him for any longer so I sent him away to be under the watch care of Sir Toby. But I must have caught some of Malvolio’s craziness if I had my uncle, who has enough issues of his own, to watch over another crazy person. Uhh my head was about ready to explode with frustration at that point. But luckily Cesario arrived by then to keep my guts from splattering everywhere. Oh I am so crazzzzzyyyy for him!!!!!! But what can I say, love makes you crazy. Ironic, isn’t it? Malvolio’s craziness versus my craziness. i stand corrected, sad craziness is defiantly not equivalent to happy craziness.

When will enough be enough?

I am sick and tired of putting up with my uncle’s rowdy behavior. I am nice enough to allow him live in my house, and even nicer that I approved of letting him bring his friend, Sir Andrew, to live in my house as well. Now, I am sure that you would think that because of my generosity, my uncle and Sir Andrew would at least be respectful to my wishes and abide by the house rules, but WRONG!!!!!!!! They are the most childish creatures and the utmost ungrateful slobs I have ever witnessed. They completely abuse my generosity. Drinking every night non stop? Common now, seriously? When will enough just be enough? They have to grow up sooner or later. And let me tell you, I hope it’s sooner! However, the funny part is that they are actually many years older than me, yet years and years behind in maturity. It really annoys me to be quite serious. I do not know how much more of their uncivilness I can put up with. I am supposed to look up to them for guidance and such, yet I look down on them with pity, and this disappoints me. One would say, ‘why don’t you just get rid of them?’ But the situation is that Sir Toby is my only living family member I have left in this world, and I just can not rid of him. I just can’t. But I just wish that he and Sir Andrew would just quit drinking every night and at inappropriate times, and stop being so obnoxious. They need to begin respecting my house and all the people in it, including Malvolio, who carries about my wishes and requests. In addition, Sir Andrew needs to get it in his head that I am NOT interested in him, and that he needs to stop trying to win me over. If things continuing getting out of control, I will have no choice but to consider ending their leave of stay at my house, which I would hate to do. But luckily I have Malvolio helping me deal with Sir Toby and Sir Andrew. I have him do all the dirty work for me (like he did last time with Sir Toby and Sir Andrew when they came into my house one night drunk and singing loudly, disrupting the peacefulness of my house). If they ever reach the point where they greatly embarrass me and risk my honor and pride...uhhh I don’t know, lets just hope they never get that bad. Right now they are at about level 7 in my head, any higher on that scale would not be so wise for them to reach. I will continue updating you with the latest mischievousness in my house, which I will not be surprised if Sir Toby and Sir Andrew happen to be the origin of it. Until next time, so long.

Why is Love so Confusing?

Cesario Cesario Cesario. I can never get tired of hearing the sound of his name. It makes my tingle with happiness inside. Ohh isn’t he so dreamy and amazing just like an angel? And OMG! He doesn’t opt for getting into quarrels for no reason. Some may find this unmanly, but I find this refreshing and part of a gentle side he contains that is so comforting, and that I am so in love with! over But WHY is he pushing me away? Am I doing something wrong? Am I not pretty enough? Are my tactics and expressiveness of my feelings towards him not subtle enough? This makes me confused. I AM Olivia! The woman that EVERYONE wants to be with. Or at least it seemed so until Cesario came around. I have told him countless times how I feel towards him, and I have given him couple tokens of my love to show him my passion. How come only I feel the connection between us? Its like magic. And there is this spark about him that just catches my heart and I never want to let go of. I feel as though me and him are so alike. He is one of the only men I have ever met that seems to actually understand me, which is great! I have been going through a rough patch lately, more like for seven years, but anyways, having a man who can relate and who knows similarly what I am going through is the best person to have around. But WHY does this love seem to only be a one way road, rather that two way street??? Huh? WHY? It annoys me how much he pursues me to unleash my love and feelings for Orsino. What more can I do for CESARIO to be the one to unleash his true love for me? To get him to feel the same magic I feel? I do not know what to do. Usually I get guys by solely looking the way I do, which is beautiful. But now that that is not enough...I am stuck. For the first time I say this, I actually need YOUR help to get this hunk to be all mine! I know one of these days it will be Mr. and Mrs. Cesario and Olivia, I can just see it!!! Oooh it makes me glisten with joy just thinking about it. But first I have to accomplish step one, getting him to realize and claim his true love and passion for me. But I do ask, please help me make this happen. Got any helpful tips???

His name may not be Stephen, but this video explains my story through song. And oh my did Taylor take almost the exact words out of my mouth and put them into this song. I guess great minds think alike!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w0Z4EYXYFI&feature=related

The Checklist

Hello there! To all the ladies reading my blog, do you have a checklist for your perfect man? I know I do. I am quite picky when it comes to finding the right man for me. I have so many men that want to be with me, but none of them seem to fulfill my checklist. Does my list contain to high of standards? I certainly do not think so, but you can be the judge of that.

1) He must be a gentleman. I will not fall in love with a man of lower status than I am.

2) He has to be handsome. I want all my friends to be jealous of me because I have a hot man.

3) It is essential that he be easy and compelling to talk to. I do not want to feel threatened or intimidated to talk to him. Rather, I would like to feel comfortable and understood when i talk.

4) Should be unique in some way or another. I do not want another boring man to come along proclaiming his love for me. I want someone intriguing and far from boring.

5) I would like him to be similar in age with me. If he is too old then that is gross, and if he is too young, then that is immature.

6) He must make an effort for me. I need a man, not a chicken.

7) Most importantly, he must love me for who I am. I do not want a man to love me for shallow reasons, such as for my status, money,and beauty.

For seven years, I have been in mourning for my brother who died. During that time I built a wall, not to keep anyone out, but to see who is willing to climb over it for me. Before and after my brother's death, I had many men chase after me, yet none of them were my Prince Charming. But just the other day, another admirer, Duke Orsino, tried proclaiming his love for me by sending over a messenger. I instantly fell in love, but not with Orsino, rather with his messenger, Cesario. He satisfied my checklist. He was my ideal man. He was a gentleman, beautifully handsome (exhibited few female features), and easy and comfortable to talk to because of his "shrewishly" (I,v lines 159-160) voice. He was also unique, because he himself did not love me, or at least he failed to show his emotions. Cesario was of a perfect age "between boy and man" (I,v line158), and unlike Orsino, he made the effort to come and talk to me. He would not leave until I made time to see him as he was "fortified against [Malvolio's] denial" (Malvolio I, v lines 143-144) to him of visiting me. I am not used to someone not loving me or expressing their feelings towards me right away, and Cesario tested my ability to accept that. He is a refreshing man becuase for once, I am doing the chasing rather than the one being chased. Cesario happened to break down my wall. And by him doing that, , I began to fall for him. I tried to hint to him my feelings, but I do not know how much is actually getting through to him. It is making me frustrated. I made Malvolio run after Cesario to give him a ring that he did not leave behind, only as an excuse to tell him to come back to visit me. I am hoping that one of these days, Cesario will finally pronounce his love for me. Only time will tell. Continue reading my blogs to find out what happens with me and Cesario, and to discover the scoop on everything else going on in my life!