Crazziness Gone Wrong

VERSUS

There is so much going on in my house lately. Drunk house residents abusing my generosity, fights between house residents and guests, emotions flying up in the air, and a man gone wrong.

Recently, when I called for Malvolio to come to my room and be of assistance to me, he showed up, but he was defiantly not the Malvolio I knew a mere five hours before. I had called for Malvolio to help keep me sane, because I was talking too loud and freaking out about Cesario coming over to my house. I too was not being much of myself because I am supposed to be in mourning still, yet I am talking non stop and going crazy over a guy. And since Malvolio is a sad and serious guy, he was perfect to remind me of my mourning self. However, when he arrived in my room, he was acting extremely strange, like he was possessed or something, almost as if he was playing costume and undertaking a role of another character. But to be acting such a away at a time like this was unfit, he should have known better.

He was wearing high top yellow socks with black cross-guarding, and a huge smile plastered on his face. To his choice of style...um NASTY! Who would ever wear such a horrid outfit? And in yellow? It is the ugliest color, I absolutely hate the sight of yellow. And with black laces crossing over his calfs, that is a defiantly a fashion no no. So, besides being a fashion disaster and a dreadful sight to see, which was strike one, his smile was highly disturbing and disrespectful to me. I called him because of his seriousness, and by him smiling was not fulfilling my request. I hate smiles. Or at least on other people. For the past seven years I have not smiled (except by the thought of Cesario), nor has anyone been allowed to smile in my house due to my mourning for my dead brother. So, Malvolio smiling and not respecting my feelings of grief was strike two against him. Now you may not believe this, but there is even more! Malvolio was being rude to the others in my house. Who does he think he has become? The man of the house? NO! He is a servant and the only person allowed to be rude to anyone is me. He is supposed to be respectful and civil to everyone, and when he spoke rudely to Maria, it was a massive shock to my ears. I did not appreciate his rudeness a single bit. He brought it upon himself, strike three.

Because I was so unfamiliar with this ‘new’ Malvolio, I of coarse asked him what the deal with him was. But rather than a straight forward answer, he instead recited several quotes. I do not know if he was trying to hint to me something or what? I was becoming extremely frustrated with him and his sharing of quotes that he thought were oh so clever were not helping the cause. I feel disgusted to even say this, but I think he might have been flirting with me. But the hard part to believe is, if that the way he flirts, then oh my he needs A LOT of work on his gaming skills. But still gross that he tried getting at me. I mean, does he think he has a chance with me? I thought it was pretty obvious I has head over heals for Cesario. But I guess Malvolio was blind in seeing the obvious.

The over all hard part to grasp is where did the former, serious, organized, well suited, put together, hard working, determined Malvolio go? This was most defiantly not him. I did not like this person. I could not stand him for any longer so I sent him away to be under the watch care of Sir Toby. But I must have caught some of Malvolio’s craziness if I had my uncle, who has enough issues of his own, to watch over another crazy person. Uhh my head was about ready to explode with frustration at that point. But luckily Cesario arrived by then to keep my guts from splattering everywhere. Oh I am so crazzzzzyyyy for him!!!!!! But what can I say, love makes you crazy. Ironic, isn’t it? Malvolio’s craziness versus my craziness. i stand corrected, sad craziness is defiantly not equivalent to happy craziness.