I am sick and tired of putting up with my uncle’s rowdy behavior. I am nice enough to allow him live in my house, and even nicer that I approved of letting him bring his friend, Sir Andrew, to live in my house as well. Now, I am sure that you would think that because of my generosity, my uncle and Sir Andrew would at least be respectful to my wishes and abide by the house rules, but WRONG!!!!!!!! They are the most childish creatures and the utmost ungrateful slobs I have ever witnessed. They completely abuse my generosity. Drinking every night non stop? Common now, seriously? When will enough just be enough? They have to grow up sooner or later. And let me tell you, I hope it’s sooner! However, the funny part is that they are actually many years older than me, yet years and years behind in maturity. It really annoys me to be quite serious. I do not know how much more of their uncivilness I can put up with. I am supposed to look up to them for guidance and such, yet I look down on them with pity, and this disappoints me. One would say, ‘why don’t you just get rid of them?’ But the situation is that Sir Toby is my only living family member I have left in this world, and I just can not rid of him. I just can’t. But I just wish that he and Sir Andrew would just quit drinking every night and at inappropriate times, and stop being so obnoxious. They need to begin respecting my house and all the people in it, including Malvolio, who carries about my wishes and requests. In addition, Sir Andrew needs to get it in his head that I am NOT interested in him, and that he needs to stop trying to win me over. If things continuing getting out of control, I will have no choice but to consider ending their leave of stay at my house, which I would hate to do. But luckily I have Malvolio helping me deal with Sir Toby and Sir Andrew. I have him do all the dirty work for me (like he did last time with Sir Toby and Sir Andrew when they came into my house one night drunk and singing loudly, disrupting the peacefulness of my house). If they ever reach the point where they greatly embarrass me and risk my honor and pride...uhhh I don’t know, lets just hope they never get that bad. Right now they are at about level 7 in my head, any higher on that scale would not be so wise for them to reach. I will continue updating you with the latest mischievousness in my house, which I will not be surprised if Sir Toby and Sir Andrew happen to be the origin of it. Until next time, so long.
Thursday, May 27, 2010
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There is nothing wrong with being childish Lady Olivia! And it is unfortunate that you do not enjoy the same past times that we partake in. Peace is only good for a short period of time, being loud and rambunctious rules all!