Thank You Nature, Even For The Twisters and Curve Balls You Throw At Us

Olivia and Cesario sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes baby in a baby carriage! The first two are true and completed, and the third part is in the process. You guessed it...I AM MARRIED TO CESARIO!i know wooohooo!!!!! I knew I would get him to be all mine! I just knew it. The moment I know my love for Cesario was genuine and real was when his life was almost taken. Once I saw my uncle fighting with him, my heart leaped and I could not bear the idea of loosing Cesario, so I immediately called over a priest, and me and Cesario got married!!! Uhh let me tell you something, Cesario looked so hot when he was all serious and buff and just so manly while he was quarreling. SO HOT!

STORY TWISTER! Turns out I did not mary Cesario...I actually married Sebastian, Cesario’s twin brother. It was like a curve ball thrown right at my face. All of a sudden, the truth revealed itself and I found

out that Cesario, the man I loved, was actually a female named Viola, who was pretending to be her twin brother, Sebastian. Sebastian was the man I married, but I thought was Cesario. And it turned out that Cesario did not love me, rather he or actually she was in love with Orsino, who once loved me so darn much but now realized his true love for Viola. That was a big breathe huh? This whole situation seems much similar to the game Twister. As time goes on, things get more complicated and twisted, but as the stress builds, the truth drops slowly until all is said and done.

Seems weird to say, but THANK YOU NATURE!!! If it was not for nature, I would have been married to a woman. Can you imagine that? Eewww. No. But now thanks to the wonderful coarse of nature, I married the woman I loved in a male form. And he for one, is not afraid to proclaim his love for me as Cesario did. But now I guess it is more understandable that Cesario was distant from me because well, he was actually a she.

I now lead a wonderful and happy life with Sebastian. I love him even more than I loved Cesario or Viola, who is now happily married to Orsino. Nature made things so hectic and frustrating at first, but now I can not help but thank nature for making things right and have a happy ending. Now the song goes, Olivia and Sebastian sitting on a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first came marriage, then came love, and in 8 months will come a baby in a baby carriage.